Recommendation of the Day

www.overheardinnewyork.com

It is a wonderful website full of things overheard in New York. So many stupid people, so many raunchy comments, so many things overheard. I love it!

Some goodies from today:

Our Plan Is Coming to Fruition, Gentlemen:
Cute blonde girl: I was in Duane Reade last night at three a.m. I was buying little green army men!
Cute brunette girl: Why were you buying little green army men?!
Cute blonde girl: I don't know!
--545 45th St

See That Ivory Tower?:
Dumbass: So, what do you do?
Woman: I'm working on getting my PhD in pre-Columbian studies.
Dumbass: Oh... What does that mean?
Woman: Yeah, I usually get that reaction from people outside the realm of academia.
Dumbass: Academia? Where's that?
--Bar, the Village

Is It Your Birthday?:
Hobo: Go shorty, it's your birthday...
Drunk black woman, joining in: Yeah! Go, go!
Hobo: Shorty, it's your shorty...
Drunk black woman: You singing it wrong. It's, 'We gonna party like it's your birthday.'
Passerby gives hobo two dollars.
Drunk black woman: You need to give me half of that, I helped you out with the words.
--E train